it’s 5.28 am i went to bed so early i woke up now eehhehe so now i’m eating lussebuns and drinking chocolate im going to school in a few hours. hm
Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.
this is what my brain made up when i was asleep:
1. I was pregnant. Me, Louise and Andria thought it would be a great idea to have a baby together all three of us and then I realised I was pregnant and I was so scared, so fucking scared. I panicked and then I realised I hadn’t even told Vincent that I was pregnant, so I did, and he freaked out too. I was a few weeks pregnant by the time so I didn’t know if I could get an abortion and I just lost it and freaked out and I went to an ultrasound check and heard the babys heartbeat and oh my god I was so scared. I still am.
2. I was at a sort of christmas party at my dads place, and there were so many people there, and I felt so uncomfortable. The house was very big and in the middle of the living room a chef had put up some sort of tables. On the tables he kept putting up deep frozen rabbits, they were deep frozen but alive, so when they defrosted and got warmer they were alive. And the thing was that this was the main course on the party, you got to choose the (alive) rabbit you wanted to eat and then the chef killed and cooked the rabbit. I got so angry and screamed that they couldn’t do this and decided to save all the rabbits, so I tried to call my mom but I didn’t remember her phone number and this went on for a while but then I managed to call her and tell her to come with her car so I could load all the rabbits in there and drive off and save them. And I panicked (ofcourse, panic is the main ingredient in my dreams) and carried all the rabbits out of the house and put them in the car. My dad was so angry.
i look like a little troll and my bangs are too long and i smell bad and im supposed to bake with my mom today but all i wanna do is go to vincent and crawl into his bed and get kissed on my forehead and sleep and play sims all day
Me, in a relationship.
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
any1 wanna chat B-) im tired and cute to watch because i laugh irl when i write “hahaha”
why he lick me
the thing about wanting to do things is that it never stays with you long enough to survive the shower you need to take before leaving the house